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Beard Growth Shampoo and Conditioner Set - Best Organic Face Wash With Biotin & Tea Tree - Best Beard Soap With Beard Oil - Facial Hair Growth Kit For Men - Rapid Hair And Beard Growth - Made In USA

$19.49

Description

Brand: Polished Gentleman

Features:

  • MY GOOD MEN! The beards have come! Care for them with beard shampooo & conditioner containing my best beard oil! I declare your beard will look like a rabid mongoose no longer!
  • I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION GOOD MAN. Do you tire of owning 47 different types of beard balm, beard wash and beard conditioner? Well, here is a solution better than that Trojan horse idea.
  • YOU MAY OWN A BEARD BRUSH, BEARD COMB, BEARD BUTTER AND BEARD TRIMMER. These will give semblance of taming your hairy holiness, but I do declare Polished Gentleman will give perfection!
  • STOP LOLLYGAGGING WITH YOUR FACE! Do you even know what’s in your beard grooming products good man? You don’t have to be Steve Jobs to do the research. My organic formula will make your beard fuller than a landfill in Northern California!
  • I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT FACIAL HAIR GROWTH! Tea tree! Rosemary! Biotin! Aloe! Argon Oil! Peppermint Oil! Manuka Honey! Eucalyptus! I rest my case good man.

Publisher: DermaChange

Details: I declare your beard will be written in history books hundreds of years from now. Your beard will stand along Lincoln, Socrates, and my good man, Zeus himself! Organic ingredients? Always and forever! Beard growth? Faster than cups run out at parties. Thicker, Fuller, Covered Beards? Facial hair growth that would make Hemingway, Sigmund Freud, Blackbeard the Pirate, Fredrick Douglas and Karl Marx look like a pre-pubescent teenager? You bet the hair on your chiny, chin, chin. In actual fact, my product is in the process of evolving mankind into a whole new species. You no longer have to depend on a higher power for your growth, as you can now put that power in your own hands! I have a beard shampoo & conditioner that puts a Michelangelo statue to shame! Polished Gentleman will complement your beard grooming kit better than Ryan Gosling in a romantic comedy. You may have had beard shapers, beard conditioners, beard balms, beard softeners and beard shampoos before, but Polished Gentleman makes your beard thicker than an American addicted to fast food. Be a gentleman and get this shampoo & conditioner yesterday.